Gabrielle Solis Quotes
(Gabrielle finds a room closet filled with couture clothes.)
Victor: Yea, I don't really know much about fashion.
Gabrielle: Shhh.. They can hear you.
(In Victor's wive's closet, to Victor) A dress this gorgeous is meant to be seen. Every day it hangs in the closet an angel loses its wings.
What kind of orange is this shirt? Like a salmon, or a coral... (Lynette shows her the shirt) Oh...cheese doodle.
Gabrielle: You can't force me to take off this dress!
Samantha: This is pepper spray. In three seconds your eyeballs will be on fire.
Gabrielle: Could you help me with the clasp?
Gabrielle just agreed to have lunch with Victor Lang.
Victor: Great, I'll take us to Cucina. There's no place harder to get into.
Gabrielle: That's what you think.
(seeing the open used condom wrapper on the nightstand) Please tell me that once contained a mint.
Carlos: (after Gabrielle told him she thinks she slept with Zach) God, I can't believe you bagged another neighborhood kid.
He starts to leave.
Gabrielle: Where are you going?
Carlos: To warn the Scavo boys!
Carlos: If you don't remember then how can you be sure you and Zach had sex?
Gabrielle: We were both half-naked and there was a condom wrapper and he said I was amazing, which totally sounds like me.
I am in hell! I just tried to break up with Zach and he played the "dead mommy" card.
Zach: I know that you're mad.
Gabrielle: I'm not mad, Zach. I'm done.
Zach: But you said to be honest.
Gabrielle: I did not say to humiliate me!
Zach: I'm sorry. All right? I was just trying...what do you want from me?
Gabrielle: I want you to leave me alone! This friends thing isn't gonna work 'cause you're always gonna want more, and I'm never gonna love you...ever.
Zach: Twenty years from now when you're all middle-aged and alone, you'll regret this.
Gabrielle: Okay, I'll take my chances.
(to Carlos) Go! Go get all cholo on his ass!
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