Gabrielle Solis Quotes
If this is about Juanita and the dessert cart, I told you not to leave it unattended!
Gaby
I think Juanita might be French!
Gaby
Gaby: Remember when you and I had dinner with that French guy?
Susan: The guy you referred to as "Le Package?"
Thank you for sending my husband to prison, Bree. Nice work!
Gaby
[Lynette] is louder than someone on fire!
Gaby
I thought maybe for a second that Susan Mayer lady and I might be friends, but then she started talking.
Gaby
You mean the woman whose parents named her after cheese? I like my robots to be more life-like.
Gaby [on Bree]
Really, does it look like I eat cake?
Gaby
I haven't taken a nap since Juanita crowned.
Susan: I just got a lipstick yesterday. You could wear that!
Gabrielle: I just paid a make-up artist five hundred bucks to do my face, do you really think I wanna march down the aisle looking like I just ate a popsicle?!
(Gabrielle asks Carlos to come to her wedding).
Carlos: I can't go.
Gabrielle: Why not?
Carlos: I'm a jinx. I wen't to your last wedding and look how that turned out. (Gabrielle gives him a look.) C'mon Gaby, we both know it'd be weird if I went.
Gabrielle: Okay, maybe a little, but it'll be weirder if you don't.
Carlos: Excuse me?
Gabrielle: Look, everyone knows you're living with Edie, if she shows up alone people will think I asked her not to bring you like it bugs me that you guys are together.
Carlos: But it does bug you, you hit the roof when you found out.
Gabrielle: (now yelling at him) Which is why I have to show people that I'm Okay with it! (calms herself) Please, just, consider it my wedding gift.
Carlos: Okay.. But I'm skipping the ceremony.
Gabrielle: What? And just go to the reception? You can't do that.
Carlos: Well I don't wanna make a scene. You'll vow "Til death do us part" I'll bust out laughing, people will stare...
Gabrielle: Reception starts at four.
(to Susan) Just so you know, if I was a lesbian, I'd totally do you.
