Favorite Gary Brooks Quotes
What do you say, Kim? Let's get out there and settle this with our balls
Jack: Why can't I remember anything?
Gary: Lots of reasons dad. Ounces and ounces of reasons
I don't want you fooling with the margins this time around, your last report looked like a grocery list
Mitch: Allison just gave you her most precious gift
Gary: Her gift was a lot more precious two kids ago
Allison: Yeah? You still unwrapped it like a drunk monkey
Allison: Why don't you throw a punch?
Gary: I'm trying but she's not where I'm punching!
Her fist isn't swollen from me beating it... with my face?
Allison: You know how I felt the first time he held his arms around me?
Gary: Were you helping him in or out of the tub?
Allison [about their marriage counselor]: He makes me feel young.
Gary: Of course he does, he's 80!
Allison: Have you noticed that Tommy's afraid of girls?
Gary: He should be afraid of girls. They pretend to like you and then take all your stuff
Hey kids throw away your books, get rid of your toothbrushes you're with Dad now.
