Favorite Gillian Foster Quotes
Lightman: When you hear hooves...
Gillian: Think horses, not zebras.
Lightman: Either way, it's a stampede.
Gillian: You think I'm naive just because I don't share your twisted view of the world.
Cal: That and you read romance novels.
Gillian: Yes I do, because they make me happy. A pursuit I highly recommend to you.
Cal: Truth or happiness, never both.
Gillian: I say he is a narcissist, and you make this about you?
Lightman: Oye, that reminds me I want a big wanky picture of myself to hang in my office.
Gillian: Your name really wheels?
Johnny: Your name legs?
Lightman: Talk amongst yourself for a moment. Dave, she's my best friend, just handle with care.
Gillian: Don't let him scare you off.

Lightman: I thought I said...
Gillian: Talk amongst myself? I got bored.
Lightman: Really?
Lightman: Emily has lost her virginity.
Gillian: Lost it?
Lightman: Well misplaced it, you know.
Gillian: Lost works, how do you know?
Gillian: Why did you keep me in the dark?
Lightman: It's cat and mouse, not cats.
Cal: What's your content analysis of the mother?
Gillian: She was definitely concealing something. When I asked her about Miss McCartney, she started referring to her as 'that woman'.
Cal: As in, 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky'
Dr.: Did you saw it when I said he was guilty? She crumbled.
Gillian: She was taken by surprise
Dr.: Surprise my ass.
Eli: Lightman's going to chew her up and spit her out.
Gillian: Or maybe he'll choke.
Lightman: All I was trying to say in there was I want him on the street getting a life, not in there getting a latte.
Gillian: Why didn't you just tell him that then?
Lightman: And spoil all the fun?
Emily: Maybe my dad is right; maybe I am not ready for this.
Gillian: Your dad is not always right.