I got it worse. I'm lost in the woods with a grumpy hooker.

Grace: You know kids used to call me Bracie Gracie because I wore braces until I was 17. What did people call you?
Cho: Cho.

You're good. Not as good as Jane but good.

You're nuts lady. Sign here.

It's like a furniture catalogue threw up in here.

Lance: I don't know what came over me.
Grace: It's called greed.

Van Pelt: Does Jane seem off to you?
Cho: Always.

You want me to get you some donuts while I'm out.

Teresa: Women can strangle people.
Grace: Believe me I know I could.

I'll tell if you steal one.

What's wrong with wanting to be the most powerful version of you you can be?

Rigsby: Why hide something in Tupperware?
Lisbon: I don't know. Keep it fresh.
Van Pelt: Nothing stays fresh for nine years.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.