Grace: Sometimes I think you like being helpless.
Rigsby: OK fine, don't relax. Break the window with your forehead and we'll all jump out and make a run for it.

Rigsby: And we're good with that, killing the boss?
Van Pelt: I am.
Cho: Yeah.

  • Permalink:
  • Added:

Haffner: I was hired by Visualize to protect Parkman from Frost.
Grace: Bang up job.

Wayne: I'm sorry it's not the fairy tale you dreamed of.
Grace: I'll take the real thing any day.

Grace: You ruined a girl's wedding.
Jane: Yes and I lack the putty to spackle those emotional wounds that's why I'm calling you.

Rigsby: Was I snoring again?
Grace: I thought it was a low flying jet.

Grace: How's the boss?
Jane: Awake and cranky.

Rigsby: Tupperware's never handy. It's always in the wrong drawer.
Van Pelt: And when you do find it the lid's always missing.

Rigsby: Why hide something in Tupperware?
Lisbon: I don't know. Keep it fresh.
Van Pelt: Nothing stays fresh for nine years.

What's wrong with wanting to be the most powerful version of you you can be?

I'll tell if you steal one.

Teresa: Women can strangle people.
Grace: Believe me I know I could.

The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

Tiger tiger burning bright in the forest of the night.

Red John