The Mentalist

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Grace: Sometimes I think you like being helpless.
Rigsby: OK fine, don't relax. Break the window with your forehead and we'll all jump out and make a run for it.

Rigsby: And we're good with that, killing the boss?
Van Pelt: I am.
Cho: Yeah.

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Haffner: I was hired by Visualize to protect Parkman from Frost.
Grace: Bang up job.

Wayne: I'm sorry it's not the fairy tale you dreamed of.
Grace: I'll take the real thing any day.

Grace: You ruined a girl's wedding.
Jane: Yes and I lack the putty to spackle those emotional wounds that's why I'm calling you.

Rigsby: Was I snoring again?
Grace: I thought it was a low flying jet.

Grace: How's the boss?
Jane: Awake and cranky.

Rigsby: Tupperware's never handy. It's always in the wrong drawer.
Van Pelt: And when you do find it the lid's always missing.

Rigsby: Why hide something in Tupperware?
Lisbon: I don't know. Keep it fresh.
Van Pelt: Nothing stays fresh for nine years.

What's wrong with wanting to be the most powerful version of you you can be?

I'll tell if you steal one.

Teresa: Women can strangle people.
Grace: Believe me I know I could.

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The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

Teresa Lisbon: Why don't you go back to my place, jump into bed? I'll come and tuck you in when I'm done.
Patrick Jane: I'd rather be here with you.