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Willie: You want me to carve it into a thank-o-lantern?
Lisa: No, this is good.
Willie: Well, this knave's got to carve something.

Lisa: Willie, I love your chaps.
Willie: Me pants are ripped out.

Ghost: How could you mistake him for me?
Willie: It was that sassy mouth that got you killed in the first place.

Superintendent Chalmers: Willie, you're the new principal.
Willie: Who's the new groundskeeper?
Superintendent Chalmers: Also you. And you don't get more money.

Ah only took this refereein' gig 'cause ah was cold and they gave me this shirt.

Teens? In Willie's hidey-hole? I'll mop up your blood from the inside!

Groundskeeper Willie: I'll bring those kids back dead or alive!
Skinner: Not DEAD!
Groundskeeper Willie: Aw, you never let Willie be Willie!

You strays are going straight to the pound where you'll be put to sleep... by my boring stories. And then you'll be killed!

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Lisa: Willie, I didn't know you were an apiarist.
Groundskeeper Willie: From context, I can tell that means beekeeper.

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