Groundskeeper Willie Quotes
Season 22, Episode 12: "Homer The Father"
Ghost: How could you mistake him for me?
Willie: It was that sassy mouth that got you killed in the first place.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 11: "Flaming Moe"
Superintendent Chalmers: Willie, you're the new principal.
Willie: Who's the new groundskeeper?
Superintendent Chalmers: Also you. And you don't get more money.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 10: "Moms I'd Like To Forget"
Willie: Ah only took this refereein' gig 'cause ah was cold and they gave me this shirt.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 13: "The Color Yellow"
Willie: I'll have to use explosives.
Bart: Explosives? Great! [takes out map] If we put charges on the load bearing walls, we can blow up detention hall, leaving art class okay.
Willie: Hmm?
Bart: What! I like art, okay?
Willie: I'm blowing up the stump, not the school.
Bart: Right right, you never saw that.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 6: "Pranks and Greens"
Bart: Willie, I know you witnessed the most awesome prank since creation.
Willie: I'll nay speak to you of those dark times, Bart Simpson.
Bart: But if there was a more awesome dude than I, I need to know who he was, what he did and how many days detention he got.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 3: "The Great Wife Hope"
Groundskeeper Willie: Come on ya pansies, I've seen fiercer fights in parliament
Sideshow Mel: What is this, prime minister's question time?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 20, Episode 8: "The Burns and the Bees"
Lisa: Willie, I didn't know you were an apiarist.
Groundskeeper Willie: From context, I can tell that means beekeeper.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 19, Episode 12: "Love, Springfieldian Style"
(Puppies Bart and Lisa get caught by Dogcatcher Willie in "Shady and the Vamp")
Dogcatcher Willie: You strays are going straight to the pound where you'll be put to sleep... by my boring stories. And then you'll be killed!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 21: "24 Minutes"
Groundskeeper Willie: Teens? In Willie's hidey-hole? I'll mop up your blood from the inside!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 18, Episode 14: "Yokel Chords"
Groundskeeper Willie: I'll bring those kids back dead or alive!
Skinner: Not DEAD!
Groundskeeper Willie: Aw, you never let Willie be Willie!
• Rating: Unrated
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