Haley Dunphy Quotes
Season 4, Episode 22: "My Hero"
Phil: How low can you go?
Haley: I'm at a roller rink with my family on a Saturday night. I win!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 20: "Flip Flop"
Haley: Okay so after a quick scan of his facebook, twitter, tumblr, pinterest and instagram, this is what I know.
Luke: Privacy is dead?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley: Went to college at a place called MIT.
Alex: M.I.T.
Haley: I know how to spell it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 19: "The Future Dunphys"
Phil: It's coming from the future and it ain't pretty.
Haley: I don't understand, in the future I'm not pretty?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 13: "Fulgencio"
Haley: Dad tried to fix all our problems and instead ruined all our lives.
Alex: Nightmare.
Claire: You girls are so dramatic. Do I need to call you a wambulance?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 12: "Party Crasher"
Haley: You used to be fun.
Phil: You used to be....what? Oh yeah, at college.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "New Year's Eve"
Alex: Hey are you sure you don't wanna play The Hunger Games with all of us?
Haley: My whole life is a hunger game, why do you think I'm so mean to you?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Haley: I know how awesome college is, that's how I got kicked out.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 10: "Diamond In The Rough"
Haley: There's something about going to work that makes you feel like, I don't know, you're worth something. No offense mom.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 9: "When a Tree Falls"
Haley: Ok on one hand I'm like ugh I have to pick up garbage all day and on the other hand I'm like wow look at me in orange!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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