Modern Family

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Haley: Did anyone see my leopard print skirt?
Phil: I saw a leopard headband on the stairs.
Haley: That's it.

Sexy people go crazy too you know. Read a people magazine.

Oh relax, I'm sure you guys will find a couple that wants to get with you.

Claire: Haley I need the wifi corner get down.
Haley: Ugh! I need Instagram to know there's still beauty in the world!

With great hotness comes great responsibility.

Luke: Move!
Haley: You have plenty of room!
Luke: No, move out. You're 40!

Wait is fire weather?

Haley: I was conceived at a Duran Duran concert?!
Alex: Classy start to a classy life.

I'm not spending any more time under fluorescent lighting than I have to.

That's a library? I thought it was a church for a religion that didn't allow makeup.

Haley: Lily what did I just say?
Lily: I don't know, something about shoes probably.

This country's number one export is hot surfers. I'm not gonna buy the first one I see, I'm still browsing.

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Modern Family Quotes

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke

I get that Thanksgiving is an big day for families that don't see each other, but we're together nonstop.

Jay