Haley Dunphy Quotes
Season 3, Episode 24: "Baby on Board"
Haley: Proms are lame, it's just an excuse for dressed up dorks to ride in limos and hump each other.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 21: "Planes, Trains and Cars"
Haley: This is just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
Alex: Woudn't or couldn't?
Phil: Hey I looked hot!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 20: "The Last Walt"
Haley: He's gonna ruin my party!
Gloria: Two birds, one bullet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley: Thank you Uncle Manny!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 19: "Election Day"
Alex: Dear Miss Dunphy, we regret to inform you...
Haley: What? Don't leave me hanging!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 18: "Send Out the Clowns"
Claire: Hey how come you guys haven't accepted my friend requests?
Haley: I didn't know you were on Facebook.
Alex: Yeah you said it was only for teenagers or people who wanted to have affairs.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 16: "Virgin Territory"
Haley [to Alex]: She promised she wouldn't tell Dad until after I left for college, which means that he may never have found out.
• Rating: Unrated
Haley: It happens. Dolls grow up.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 13: "Little Bo Bleep"
Phil: Someday I'll be walking you down the aisle.
Haley: Not if you're in perv jail.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "Egg Drop"
Haley: There's this really cute boy at school and he kind of likes my feet.
• Rating: Unrated
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