Haley Dunphy Quotes
Haley: You have plenty of room!
Luke: No, move out. You're 40!
Wait is fire weather?
Haley: I was conceived at a Duran Duran concert?!
Alex: Classy start to a classy life.
I'm not spending any more time under fluorescent lighting than I have to.
That's a library? I thought it was a church for a religion that didn't allow makeup.
Haley: Lily what did I just say?
Lily: I don't know, something about shoes probably.
This country's number one export is hot surfers. I'm not gonna buy the first one I see, I'm still browsing.
I've been lonely. Having a mirror in my room will be like having company.
Haley: Oh my God I'm missing a text.
Alex: It just got real didn't it?
Haley: That's the old salvage yard where kids go to get high.
Claire: What? We are going there right now!
Phil: Wait, wait are you sure?
Haley: I'm gonna answer and then I'm gonna walk away, deal? I'm 420% sure.
Phil: Wow, she's bad at math.
Look, I have no problem drinking. I can literally do it standing on my head. But A ,not with my parents. Plus also I needed to stay sharp because they were obviously up to something and I was in no mood. I barely got 10 hours of sleep last night.
Phil: He seems like a real go-getter huh?
Haley: Why cause he goes and gets things?