Haley: Lily what did I just say?
Lily: I don't know, something about shoes probably.

• Permalink: I don't know, something about shoes probably.
• Added: April 23, 2014

This country's number one export is hot surfers. I'm not gonna buy the first one I see, I'm still browsing.

Haley

• Permalink: This country's number one export is hot surfers. I'm not gonna buy the first one I see, I'm...
• Added: April 23, 2014

I've been lonely. Having a mirror in my room will be like having company.

Haley

• Permalink: I've been lonely. Having a mirror in my room will be like having company.
• Added: February 26, 2014

Haley: Oh my God I'm missing a text.
Alex: It just got real didn't it?

• Permalink: It just got real didn't it?
• Added: February 26, 2014

Haley: That's the old salvage yard where kids go to get high.
Claire: What? We are going there right now!
Phil: Wait, wait are you sure?
Haley: I'm gonna answer and then I'm gonna walk away, deal? I'm 420% sure.
Phil: Wow, she's bad at math.

• Permalink: Wow, she's bad at math.
• Added: February 05, 2014

Look, I have no problem drinking. I can literally do it standing on my head. But A ,not with my parents. Plus also I needed to stay sharp because they were obviously up to something and I was in no mood. I barely got 10 hours of sleep last night.

Haley

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• Added: January 23, 2014

Phil: He seems like a real go-getter huh?
Haley: Why cause he goes and gets things?

• Permalink: Why cause he goes and gets things?
• Added: January 23, 2014

Haley: You’re super green!
Mitchell: I know! I’m recycling a dollhouse, I recycled a child.

• Permalink: I know! I’m recycling a dollhouse, I recycled a child.
• Added: January 16, 2014

Okay that's a lot of mirror looking and that's me saying that.

Haley

• Permalink: Okay that's a lot of mirror looking and that's me saying that.
• Added: January 09, 2014

Alex: Am I just going to nitpick everyone until they leave me?
Haley: Hey mom found somebody!

• Permalink: Hey mom found somebody!
• Added: December 11, 2013

When I wake up in my own room tomorrow I’ll be giving thanks for my independence and isn’t that what Christmas is all about?

Haley

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• Added: December 11, 2013

Haley: You’re like that guy from the movie who wishes he was never born.
Alex: It’s a Wonderful Life.
Haley: You say that but do you mean it?

• Permalink: But is it?
• Added: December 04, 2013