Hannah Horvath Quotes
Hannah: What drama? This is just me?
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He treats me like an ottoman with a vagina.
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That romance, that mystery, that thrill, that goes. And you know what you're left with? Trying to seduce someone who just wants you to leave so they can jerk off and take the bus to rehearsal.
I always promised myself I'd never get married until I had a swimming pool in my living room.
Great about med school, so exciting! How are the hot doctors-to-be? I always watch Grey's Anatomy. I never miss an episode.
Oh the old Flo Job, you know her just sluttin' around.
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Grandma Flo: Wow you look nice, what did you do?
Hannah: Oh I gained 15 pounds.
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Adam: The only thing I remember about my grandma is that she had rough skin and spit a lot.
Hannah: My grandma's very neat and she had skin like a kitten's ear.
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This is how much money I make a week? This is a lot more than my rent. This is insane, I'm just gonna like walk into a store in the Meatpacking district and make it rain!