It's like a really bad rom-com that's, like, too obvious and not funny.

I have to get back to the house or everyone's boobs are gonna explode. OK!

Adam: Thanks for stopping by kid.
Hannah: Thank you for stopping by...but maybe don't call me kid anymore.

Letting go doesn't come very naturally to me.

I'm the same person I was when he loved me. In fact I'm an arguably better person because I went away and figured out what I want.

Nope you didn't break any rules except maybe the rule of common fucking decency Adam.

Adam: Sorry I know this is fucking weird, but if I knew you were coming home-
Hannah: What? You wouldn't have had a girlfriend?

I think you should talk to the rest of the class, because they put me in a box and now I'm suffocating.

Why don't we not workshop my apology? I think it takes us down a dangerous road, workshopping each other's emotions.

Your whole story is like a winky face emoji followed by a poop emoji.

Hannah: I love you so much. I hate everyone that isn't you.
Elijah: Me too. I've been saying that for years!

Hey mommy can I ask you a question? Is it normal when you get to a new place to think about suicide for the first time ever?

Girls Quotes

Y'know, people hate me. I'm a hateable kind of person. I don't know why, I can't help it, maybe it's because I have a big ass and good hair but I know, I know that I have principles and one thing I don't do is steal people's boyfriends. But you ruin that. Don't you see that?! I'll never forgive you. I will NEVER forgive you for that. We could die in the same bed and I will never forgive you.

Jessa

I was not rolling my eyes at you, I was looking up at a cloud formation that looked a lot like Blake Lively.

Hannah