Marnie: Where's Jessa? Did she not even show?
Hannah: No, she just insists on sitting in the back of the bus for political reasons.

Do you think I think this is the best use of my literary voice and my myriad of talents?

You just said snack room and everything blurred.

Yeah but I wouldn't call this a corporate job. I mean it's GQ magazine. It's a literary institution.

Adam: I thought you said he was gay.
Hannah: Well I don't know now. He had gay apps on his iPhone and liked to show his ankles but what does that even mean in this day and age?

It's just crazy that you don't know the depth of someone's power until their funeral. It's so sad.

Caroline: You know medication did make me feel less.
Hannah: It did?
Carolina: Yeah.
Hannah: See that’s really not good for a writer.
Caroline: Yeah but it’s really good for a person. It’s too exhausting feeling all that. I mean God, I would d wake up happy, eat breakfast despondent, wonder about eternity on the walk to work, then feel comfortably numb for hours. It was just too much the rollercoaster of it all. I wanted to die.

Hannah: So I lost a friend yesterday, a close friend.
Ray: Marnie finally decide to throw in the towel?

Oh and you guys remember Adam from my period of mental illness.

You should feel very confident because I am a lot better at this when I'm not in the middle of an Obsessive Compulsive Meltdown.

I don’t wanna do it and it’s really liberating to say no to shit you hate.

No wonder truckers do cocaine, this is boring as hell.

Girls Quotes

I just realized I got so good at taking selfies, I wasn't feeling challenged anymore.


Your whole story is like a winky face emoji followed by a poop emoji.