Great about med school, so exciting! How are the hot doctors-to-be? I always watch Grey's Anatomy. I never miss an episode.

Oh the old Flo Job, you know her just sluttin' around.

Grandma Flo: Wow you look nice, what did you do?
Hannah: Oh I gained 15 pounds.

Adam: The only thing I remember about my grandma is that she had rough skin and spit a lot.
Hannah: My grandma's very neat and she had skin like a kitten's ear.

This is how much money I make a week? This is a lot more than my rent. This is insane, I'm just gonna like walk into a store in the Meatpacking district and make it rain!

Does she mean "have fun" because broadway is the most seductive of mistresses?

I'd say in some ways he's the most mature person I've ever met and in other ways he's not yet been born.

They're a lot of fun. They're theatre people- your favorite breed.

Oh my God, I'm not staying down here. It's like a monsoon is brewing.

Marnie: Where's Jessa? Did she not even show?
Hannah: No, she just insists on sitting in the back of the bus for political reasons.

Do you think I think this is the best use of my literary voice and my myriad of talents?

You just said snack room and everything blurred.

Girls Quotes

Marnie: I don't want to be married to you. It's not even your fault. I mean, yeah, you're an asshole, but it's really not your fault. I just... I knew I shouldn't have married you. I just didn't want to give up on yet another dream.
Desi: What are you talking about?
Marnie: I just don't know who I am right now. I'm like a ghost of myself. I don't know what I'm doing here or anywhere else. But I don't want to be married to you.

I was not rolling my eyes at you, I was looking up at a cloud formation that looked a lot like Blake Lively.

Hannah