I mean a lot of people think I'm 19. I get carded all the time and no one think I'm legal, like in the bedroom.

I mean, two thumbs the fuck up.

You made the choice, you need to survive. You made the choice, you need to survive. Everyone's path will unwind just right, everyone's path will unwind ju-

It's made me want to find a hole in the world, in the shape of me, and just fill it up.

Hannah: I know that this is complicated, but I also know that we can work it out.
Adam: Well I'm sick of trying to work it out. Can't one thing ever be easy with you?

This is where i live. You know, I'd have to find new friends, I'd have to find a new place to buy yogurt. Plus I don't really know if writing is something that can be taught.

Am I seriously the only one of us who prides herself on being a truly authentic person?

We didn't really talk about it, you know you talked about it and I listened.

Hannah: What drama? This is just me?
Adam: Exactly.

He treats me like an ottoman with a vagina.

That romance, that mystery, that thrill, that goes. And you know what you're left with? Trying to seduce someone who just wants you to leave so they can jerk off and take the bus to rehearsal.

I always promised myself I'd never get married until I had a swimming pool in my living room.

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Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.


Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.