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Herb: My marriage isnt over yet
Chris: Duuudee....you've been takin out the garbage for two and a half hours

Alan: How's the pediatrician game?
Herb: Like taking money from babies.

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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Lyndsey: Oh, God. You saw "Cinnamon's Buns?"
Charlie: Not all the way through. Though I'm very familiar with the bakery shop scene in the middle. You know, with the frosting gun?

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