Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS

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Herb Melnick Quotes

Season 8, Episode 15: "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
Alan: How's the pediatrician game?
Herb: Like taking money from babies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 4: "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
Herb: My marriage isnt over yet
Chris: Duuudee....you've been takin out the garbage for two and a half hours
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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