Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCIzzie Stevens Quotes
IZZIE: "George has turned into a sex machine. Are you hearing me? A machine of sex! We have to do something. What's wrong with you people?"
MEREDITH: "Derek kept me up all night with his ranting. Cristina and Burke still are not speaking to each other."
CRISTINA: "Okay, you know what? I'm fine. I mean I'm just not going to be the first one talking. He has to talk because I'm in the right. Talking first is for losers, and I'm winning."
MEREDITH: "And Alex. I don't know what's wrong with Alex."
ALEX: "I'm good. I'm all good."
GEORGE: "Why are you trying to make this about you?"
IZZIE: "It's not about me! It's about me wanting to talk to you about you needing so much sex your girlfriend's vagina's broken."
IZZIE: "I'm sorry."
GEORGE: "What? I'm angry. What's wrong with having a lot of sex if it makes you feel better?"
IZZIE: "Do you? Feel better?
GEORGE: "You know how you felt. Lying on the bathroom floor."
IZZIE: "Maybe you're not supposed to feel better."
GEORGE: "Izzie, you can't help me. I know you want to, but you can't. You can't help me."
IZZIE: "I have to let you go."
GEORGE: "Yeah."
IZZIE: "Just one last thing. Life is short, George. Life is short and it sucks a lot of the time. But if being with Callie makes you happy, then go be with Callie."
IZZIE: "How's your clinic going?"
MIRANDA: "Got my signatures. It's a start. The Seattle Grace Free Clinic will exist."
IZZIE: "The Denny Duquette Memorial Clinic."
MIRANDA: "What?"
IZZIE: "I have eight million dollars."
MIRANDA: "Izzie Stevens!"
GEORGE: "Callie?"
CALLIE: [to Izzie] "Thank you, goodbye!"
IZZIE: "No! Callie!"
GEORGE: "[comes out of room naked] "What is taking you so- Oh!"
IZZIE: "Um... she had to go. Are you hungry?"
CALLIE: "I get it, I get it, you're crying, you're depressed and I know we all deal in different ways, but this is not grieving, this is my legs being bent in ways my legs do not go. And I know, I know his dad died, and I get it, I feel horrible for him."
IZZIE: "I can give you guys some privacy, I can go far far away..."
CALLIE: "No no! No! No! You stay. You take over me, okay?"
IZZIE: "Callie Torres!
CALLIE: "No! I don't- Not like that, I mean. I am giving him to you. You are now officially on George Watch 2007, Okay? You are his friend. Yay! And I need a break. I need to heal. I need to heal."
IZZIE: "No! No! What am I supposed to do?"
IZZIE: "George, can I come in? I made you some cookies and brownies and muffins, of course. I always make muffins."
CALLIE: [runs out the door] "Thank God you're here. I can't take it anymore. Three times already tonight, and he's getting ready for a fourth."
IZZIE: "What are you talking about? Oh. Oh, ew."
MEREDITH: "You're the messy one."
CRISTINA: "No, no, my apartment's messy, my locker's messy, but I am not messy. Sometimes you have like food and stuff in your hair."
IZZIE: "Food. Band-aids on your face. I still can see that indentation from the nose strip you were wearing last night."
MEREDITH: "How am I related to that man?"
CRISTINA: "What do you mean?"
MEREDITH: "Look at him. He's a mess."
IZZIE: "Yeah?"
MEREDITH: "He's a disaster. He's a stumbling, mumbling, clumsy disaster, with whom I have absolutely nothing in common. Not one thing."
IZZIE: "I hate to break this to you."
MEREDITH: "What?"
CRISTINA: "You do your own share of stammering yourself.
IZZIE: "Yeah, that nervous talking you do? It's actually a lot like him."
CRISTINA: "Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
MEREDITH: "No, it's not."
IZZIE: "You made me burn my french toast."
GEORGE: "You can buy new french toast!"
IZZIE: "It's at the bank, okay George? So just shut up about it already."
GEORGE: "It's at the bank? It's earning interest?"
IZZIE: "Did I just not say shut up about it already?"
GEORGE: "Izzie. It's real now. Money could travel. It could buy things. It could buy many, many things. That's a- It's a lot of money, Izzie!"
IZZIE: "Shut up about it, George!"
GEORGE: "I'm just saying. I'm just saying life is short. You know it's like cancer happens and surgery happens and you know, you got... rosebuds! You got 8.7 million rosebuds, Izzie! Now go spend some rosebuds, that's what I'm saying."
MIRANDA: "You paid $300,000 so that you could scrub in on this surgery?"
IZZIE: "No."
MIRANDA: "No?"
IZZIE: "I spent three... Have you seen that girl? Her life is miserable. She's desperate. She'll never have a date. She'll never wear high heels. She'll never feel normal. I spent 300 grand because it's a good thing."
MIRANDA: "I was hoping you would tell me you spent the money so you could scrub in."
