Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCIzzie Stevens Quotes
MARK: "Cappuccino."
IZZIE: "You can kick me back to Bailey if you want. I don't do coffee."
MARK: "Thought you might be fun to look at while I worked."
IZZIE: "Will you be working on the nerve graft and the skin reconstruction?"
MARK: "Yes, and I think I'll handle them a whole lot better with a little caffeine in my system. Get me a blueberry scone and a bone-dry cappuccino, and a lil' something for yourself."
IZZIE: "There's a cafeteria on the second floor and a coffee cart in the lobby."
MARK: "Fiesty."
MIRANDA: "Stevens. You are to-"
IZZIE: "Look and not touch or speak or breathe. I got it."
MARK: "So this is the crack team, huh?"
MIRANDA: "Feel free to take one."
MARK: "How about I take the one who doesn't touch, or speak or breathe?"
IZZIE: "Great."
ALEX: "Dammit."
ALEX: "O'm calling it. It's mine."
GEORGE: "I have two brothers. I feel their pain."
IZZIE: "I would be great at watching this."
MIRANDA: "Zip it. All of you."
ALEX: "We're all on the case, right?"
MIRANDA: "Right."
GEORGE: "Yes!"
ALEX: "Awesome."
IZZIE: "Yang does something wrong and she gets rewarded. That's fair."
GEORGE: "Yeah."
MIRANDA: "If you thumb-suckers don't stop whining, I swear I won't show you what's behind this door. And trust me, you wanna see what's behind this door."
CALLIE: "George thinks I betrayed him and I didn't... I didn't. We were broken up."
MEREDITH: "Well. Go. Tell. George."
CALLIE: [leaves quietly]
IZZIE: "Dude, she went all cage fight on you."
MEREDITH: "I know."
IZZIE: "Hey! Hey! I'm sorry, I'm sorry but she's very little and you're hurting her!"
CALLIE: "You told George! My night with McSteamy was not yours to share!"
IZZIE: "That's what this is about? Your sex with McSteamy?"
CALLIE: "You told Izzie?"
IZZIE: "No! No!"
MEREDITH: "Callie! You told me you slept with someone! You never said it was Sloan. George told me it was Sloan!"
CALLIE: [shoves Meredith] "I kept your secrets. I was discreet. I was a really good friend to you, and I didn't have to be. And then you go and do this?!"
MEREDITH: "Do what?!"
IZZIE: "Hey! Callie! Use your words! Use your words!"
CALLIE: "Panties, Meredith! I'm talkin' about the McFrickin' Code of Silence! The pair of panties I pulled off the bulletin board... not to mention the adulterous McSex I witnessed! Remember that?!"
MEREDITH: "Hey Callie. I was going to come and find you. What did you want to talk to me about?"
CALLIE: "Panties."
IZZIE: "Er, Callie? What are you up to?"
CALLIE: "I'm going to kick Meredith's ass right now."
MRS. O'MALLEY: "First Meredith, then Dr. Torres and now this Dr. Hahn."
MR. O'MALLEY: "O'Malley men are studs!"
MRS. O'MALLEY: "He's no stud. He's just very handsome."
IZZIE: "Okay people, focus. George is not dating Erica Hahn."
IZZIE: "Well, how much did George tell you?"
MRS. O'MALLEY: "Everything. I'm his mother."
IZZIE: "Okay, then you know that Callie has a little bit out there. I mean I have seen more of that girl's body than I have with my own and she's a little too much information for me. I mean nobody needs to be naked that often... He didn't tell you that? Um, I dunno why they broke up. George seemed to really like her and he kinda needed her. I mean, you remember the whole George and Meredith thing."
MR. O'MALLEY: "Wait! George and Meredith?"
MRS. O'MALLEY: "I knew it."
IZZIE: "George didn't tell you that either?"
IZZIE: "Do you mind me asking why you guys switched from Dr. Burke to Dr. Hahn?"
MR. O'MALLEY: "No, we didn't. Georgie did."
IZZIE: "Did he say why?"
MR. O'MALLEY: "Not really, no."
MRS. O'MALLEY: "Did George and Dr. Burke maybe have a falling out?"
IZZIE: "Not that I know of."
