Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCIzzie Stevens Quotes
MR. O'MALLEY: "Hey Izzie! Honey, this is Izzie."
MRS. O'MALLEY: "Oh yeah, one of the girls that lives with Georgie... and some kind of set-up there."
MR. O'MALLEY: "It's not some kind of set-up. It's what they do these days. Men and women live together without being... you know, men and women. It's like a neural thing."
MRS. O'MALLEY: "So nothing sexual?"
GEORGE: "Mom!"
IZZIE: [laughs] "No, nothing sexual."
"Hey. So you and Meredith were having on of your 'we're best friends, we're so cool' secret-time things? Sorry, I'm cranky. Candy stripin' makes me so cranky."
IZZIE: "Callie slept with Sloan?"
GEORGE: "I don't get you people."
MEREDITH: "Us, with the boobs? We make alot of bad decisions."
GEORGE: "Why aren't you bragging about decanutlating the heart?"
CRISTINA: "I didn't decanulate the heart."
IZZIE: "Izzie and Alex do not believe you."
MEREDITH: "Okay, what are you two doing?"
IZZIE: "Izzie and Alex have a patient who speaks about himself in the third person."
ALEX: "They thought it was annoying at first, but now they kinda like it."
MARK: "Frank, these are interns. I'm supposed to be teaching them. Apparently, this is a teaching hospital. Karev?"
ALEX: "Frank Jeffries is post op day three for pectoral enhancement surgery. There was a slight complication when a saroma formed."
MARK: [yawns] "And what is a saroma?"
IZZIE: "A build up of blood and fluid under the skin."
MARK: "And that concludes today's teaching. A tube was inserted in Mr. Jeffries' chest to drain the excess fluid. I want you to monitor him, check the tube for fluid output, change the dressing, and Dr. Stevens, I guess you can... watch."
ALEX: "Actually Dr. Stevens is an excellent doctor."
MARK: "Yeah. That's what I hear."
MARK: "How're you doing, Mr. Jeffries?"
FRANK: "Oh, Frank's doin' okay. He'd be doin' alot better if the twins were even."
ALEX: "Uh... twins?"
FRANK: "Frank's new pecs."
IZZIE: "Who is Frank?"
FRANK: "You're lookin' at him!"
CRISTINA: "I'm scrubbing in on a surgery with Dr. Burke this morning."
MIRANDA: "Of course you are. Karev, Sloan. Grey, Pit. Stevens, shadow Karev. And let me remind you again of the rules of your probation."
ALEX: "I think she knows the rules, Dr. Bailey."
MIRANDA: "No touching patients, no talking to patients, no rolling your eyes at patients, or your superiors."
ALEX: "Dr. Stevens is shadowing me today, so-"
IZZIE: "Which one of these cases do you need us on?"
MARK: "It's a really tragic one. I found out just this morning that I have over two weeks worth of dry cleaning that needs to be picked up. Stat."
ALEX: "Cool, that's it?"
MARK: "See, we're like a well-oiled machine, you and me. I also need you two to get me a sandwich from that pathetic excuse for a deli. You know the one I like, Karev. Oh, and go easy on the mayo this time. I think you're trying to kill me."
IZZIE: "Tell me again why you put up with this crap?"
ALEX: "Because one of these days he's gonna crack and let me in on a case."
IZZIE: "You sure you wanna do plastics that badly?"
MARK: "There you are! What, did you go all the way to New York for my pastrami?"
ALEX: "Extra spicy, extra lettuce, light on the mayo."
MEREDITH: "You're probably not gonna want to be friends with me anymore, because the sheer intensity of my happiness will make my teeth hurt, but that's okay, because life is good. Life is good! [pauses] What's going on?"
IZZIE: "George's dad got admitted last night."
MEREDITH: "Oh my god! Is he okay?"
MARK: "Well, is this bring a hot blonde to work day? No one told me."
IZZIE: [fake sneezes] "Sexual harrassment!"
IZZIE: "I... I can't... I just..."
ALEX: "Alex gets it. Alex is sorry he's such an idiot."
IZZIE: [laughs] "Can Izzie buy Alex a drink?"
