IZZIE: "I didn't know you still feel that way about me."
ALEX: "I didn't either."

MARK: "Seen what's-his-face?"
IZZIE: "Alex Karev?"
MARK: "Poor bastard seems to get a thrill out of tagging along after me."
MEREDITH: "He's camping."
MARK: "In that case, how would you like to get a thrill out of tagging along after me?"

MEREDITH: "Derek's camping. Taking time. Getting space."
CRISTINA: "Prestons do not go into the woods. A guy named Preston is gonna get his ass kicked by a squirrel."
IZZIE: "It's basically a slumber party. They do it outside, we do it inside. It's really the only difference."

IZZIE: "You've got sunscreen and insect repellant? And, oh, you're gonna need a shovel to bury your poop."
GEORGE: "Izzie, I'm not five. Will you zip me up?"

"McDreamy's sister is McBitchy."

DEREK: "Dr. Stevens, [sees Meredith] welcome-"
IZZIE: "Hey Dr. Shepherd."
DEREK: "Back."
IZZIE: "Okay."
DEREK: "Uh, Meredith, Meredith-"
IZZIE: "Sorry, it's not like I can leave. I gotta stay by my boss' side."

IZZIE: "Hey, you're Addison Forbes Montgomery Shepard right? That's a lot of names, a lot of rich sounding names. You're rich, right? That's rude. That's a rude question. It's just that I'm rich now too."
GEORGE: "You're not rich until you deposit that check."
IZZIE: "Do you ever feel guilty?"
ADDISON: "I'm sorry?"
IZZIE: "Being rich. 'Cause I have all this money now and I don't really feel like I did anything to deserve it. And I can't really talk to my friends about it because... they're all so poor."
GEORGE: "Standing right here, Izzie."
ADDISON: "Deposit the check, Stevens. Just start there okay? And um, the guilt will wear itself out."

IZZIE: "Mer is the one with problems."
MEREDITH: "What is wrong with me?"
IZZIE: "Well, you haven't told McDreamy that you dumped McVet."
CRISTINA: "Oh, you hadn't done that yet?"
ALEX: "Dude, tell him already."
GEORGE: "She's scared."
MEREDITH: "I am not scared. Derek walked away. He walked away. And maybe that's a good thing. Maybe he's happier. Maybe he's moved on. He's got Addison here. He's got Mark here. He's got a lot to deal with. And I'm not gonna make him feel guilty. I mean, I am being an adult here and I'm not going to drag him into our whole... Izzie is the one with the big check!"
IZZIE: "I'm fine."

IZZIE: "Morning."
GEORGE: "I thought we were all done with the whole muffin thing."
IZZIE: "This isn't muffins. This is breakfast."
MEREDITH: "Are you okay?"
IZZIE: "Of course I'm okay. I'm a millionaire."

PRESTON: "Dr. Stevens! You coming or going?"
IZZIE: [pauses] "I'm not sure. You?"
PRESTON: "I'm not sure either."

"I hate the bride thing. I hate the pictures in the magazines of the girl with the veil... and the flowers that she's sniffing. Like it never occurred to her to put her nose in there until there was a camera pointed at her. I hate the idea of bridesmaids... and the colors... and does the bustle make my ass look bigger or smaller. I hate the whole thing and I never wanted to be that girl. That girl is stupid... shallow. Why the hell is that girl sauntering through my head?"

ALEX: "Does it hurt?"
IZZIE: "Yeah."
ALEX: "Where does it hurt?"
IZZIE: "Everywhere..."
ALEX: "Maybe it hurts for a reason."

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey