Jack: She's not acting like herself
Zane: Because someone hacked your girlfriend.

Jack: Do you have her scan?
Henry: Yeah, with a little help from Zane. It shows there is a radical shift in her CTA, cortex telemetric activity [pause].
Jack: Really??? Do I have to ask?

Henry: That's disconcerting
Jack: It's bad isn't it? What is it? Subdermal hematoma, pheocromacytoma, concussion... Uh, there was a House marathon on last night.

Carter: Do I have to lick the lock?
Holly: You can if you want, but that would be really weird.
Carter: Someone stick her in front of a cartoon!

Holly: Huh.
Carter: What "Huh"?
Holly: It looks like the bank will return to normal mass long before it hits the ground. I need to check my math.

[answers phone] Hey Andy, let me guess a quantum run-away something or other... Someone what? I'll be right there..[hangs up the phone] someone robbed A BANK! Yeaaaaaaah!

Henry: [breaks bat on Carter's truck] I hardened it with a resilient, super hard, dense coating.
Carter: A science I can get behind.
Henry: Actually, I did it because I was just tired of fixing it.

Jo: Like a weather forecast for trouble.
Carter: Partly cloudy, with a chance local catastrophe.

Fargo: It's like having our own Professor Xavier.
Carter: Who is Professor Xavier?
Zane: I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that.

Jo: So you ready to try on a pair of PALs now?
Carter: Sure, can I get one lens tuned into ESPN?

Carter: Ok everyone calmly leave the cafe and away from main street
Vincent: Why?
Carter: No idea, just do it.

Dr. Parrish: You're accusing me of something I might do?
Carter: Well when you put it like that.

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Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.

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