Ok, first, my PDA has a camera, and second, black holes are everywhere... People need to know these things!!

Allison: The point is, black holes in Eureka.... BAD.
Jack: See! That I get!

Jo, you hate jobs like this. Have you met you?!

We didn't do anything, your little deathray nearly killed Faux-bama

Jo: We have to assume this was an assassination attempt.
Jack: Or that this is Eureka and laser things happen all the time.

Jack: I've always been a "leap blindly" kind of guy
Allison: Really, like the 4 years it took you to ask me out?

Holy crap bat-man

Taggart: My bio-contaminate crate was Xylene based.
Jack: So they crapped their way out?

Parrish: I didn't do anything to his stupid cow. Know how I know? Because cows don't melt!
Jack: [looking at melting car] How about Jeeps? Do they melt?

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