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Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

[on NBC spending] Yes and no. Yes it happened and no, it didn't not happen.

[to Liz] Top front? Good lord, Lemon, that's your worst quadrant.

Jack [reading Kabletown]: Assatar? The Lovely Boners? The Hind Side? Fresh-Ass: Based on the Novel "Tush" by Assfire?

Liz: Cross-promotional... deal mechanics... revenue streams... jargon... synergy.
Jack: That's the best presentation I've ever heard.

It's the ultimate game...Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off.

I could hardly drink my morning shower scotch.

Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

What keeps people polite on airplanes? A shared hatred for the CBS sitcoms they're forced to watch.

Don't worry about getting to your point. I am going to live forever.

I'm looking for D.I.H.C Avery, and I'm going to take it wherever I can find it.

Not only is your fly open, there's a pencil sticking out of it.

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30 Rock Quotes

Happy Holidays...is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas- Avery and Jack.

Avery

Jack: You are both a disgrace to the Donaghy name!
Jack's Dad: It's pronounced "Don-a-fee," you lace-curtain half-an-Englishman!
Jack: When I think of all the things that I've been holding inside me that I wanted to say to you... [raises fists] Well now I'm gonna let "Saint Patrick" and "Saint Michael" DO MY TALKING FOR ME!
Jack's Dad: [raises fists] You'll have to get through "Tip O'Neill" and "Bobby Sands" first!
Eddie Donaghy: You call those fist names?! [raises fists] Say hello to "Bono" and "Sandra Day O'Connor!"
Jack: Those are the stupidest fist names I've ever heard.