Favorite Jack Donaghy Quotes
Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?
[on NBC spending] Yes and no. Yes it happened and no, it didn't not happen.
[to Liz] Top front? Good lord, Lemon, that's your worst quadrant.
Liz: Cross-promotional... deal mechanics... revenue streams... jargon... synergy.
Jack: That's the best presentation I've ever heard.
Jack [reading Kabletown]: Assatar? The Lovely Boners? The Hind Side? Fresh-Ass: Based on the Novel "Tush" by Assfire?
It's the ultimate game...Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off.
Don't worry about getting to your point. I am going to live forever.
I'm looking for D.I.H.C Avery, and I'm going to take it wherever I can find it.
Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?
Not only is your fly open, there's a pencil sticking out of it.
I could hardly drink my morning shower scotch.
What keeps people polite on airplanes? A shared hatred for the CBS sitcoms they're forced to watch.