Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

[on NBC spending] Yes and no. Yes it happened and no, it didn't not happen.

Liz: Cross-promotional... deal mechanics... revenue streams... jargon... synergy.
Jack: That's the best presentation I've ever heard.

[to Liz] Top front? Good lord, Lemon, that's your worst quadrant.

Jack [reading Kabletown]: Assatar? The Lovely Boners? The Hind Side? Fresh-Ass: Based on the Novel "Tush" by Assfire?

It's the ultimate game...Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off.

I could hardly drink my morning shower scotch.

Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

I'm looking for D.I.H.C Avery, and I'm going to take it wherever I can find it.

Don't worry about getting to your point. I am going to live forever.

What keeps people polite on airplanes? A shared hatred for the CBS sitcoms they're forced to watch.

Not only is your fly open, there's a pencil sticking out of it.

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Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack

There are no bad ideas Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

Jack
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