Jack Donaghy Quotes
Season 6, Episode 6: "Hey, Baby, What's Wrong (Part 1)"
Jack: She's right. You are a penis.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: What insolvent country do you come from?
Receptionist: New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 5: "Today You Are a Man"
Jack: He's a white male with hair, Lemon. The sky's the limit.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: I used to be a winner. Men wanted to be me. Women wanted to sleep with me. Bisexuals wanted to watch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: It's the ultimate game...Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Are you being coached? Is it Pat Reilly? Tell him the fun-meister says hi. He'll know what that means.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 3: "Idiots Are People Three"
Jack: Our new slogan, NBC: We have a magical horse, is testing...okay.
• Rating: Unrated
Criss: I don't understand your relationship with Liz...
Jack: She's my subordifriend.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Banks: NBC is the Titanic.
Jack: The highest grossing movie of all time?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 2: "Idiots Are People Two"
Jack: Is it a stupid name like Dakota or Barack?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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