Season 4, Episode 15: "Don Geiss, America and Hope"
Jack [about GE]: We brought good things to life. And bad things to Chinese rivers.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack: Boston is the greatest city in the world. Boston Tea Party, Boston Cream Pie, Boston Rob Mariano.
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Jack: I don't know why you're wearing girls' pajamas, but I'm sure it's cultural.
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Jack: What if women had a pay-per-view channel featuring handsome men patiently listening to them? What if they had porn for women?
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Jack: verybody settles. At one point my obituary was going to read "CEO Of GE Dies Violently In Casino Orgy." Now what's it going to say, "Middle Manager Of A Philadelphia Porn Distributor Never Wakes Up?"
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Jack [reading Kabletown]: Assatar? The Lovely Boners? The Hind Side? Fresh-Ass: Based on the Novel "Tush" by Assfire?
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Jack: He built GE into the greatest company on Earth, and the Earth into one of the top three planets in the universe!
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Jack: Not Seinfeld, Friends, ER exciting, more like 3-D episodes of Merlin exciting...
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Season 4, Episode 14: "Future Husband"
Jack: How could a company from Philly buy a company from New York? That would be like Vietnam defeating the United States in a ground war.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jack: Is it Senior Executive Skip Day? Because that's usually in the spring so we can go to an amusement park.
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