Liz: Sorry I'm not a robot!Jack: We all are.
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Jack: I say we hire the one who lives by the code of the robot: Care. Love. Live.
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Jack: [on conference call] You think I didn't hear that? I can hear your hair growing on that thing.
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Jack: I'm not a drug addict, I'm an executive with the General Electric corporation.
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Jack: That's what I'm talking about, empathy. It's about as useless as the Winter Olympics ... This February on NBC.
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Jack: I'm already not liking some of these people. It reminds me of being on the bus.
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Jack: I don't have bed bugs, Kenneth. I went to Princeton.
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Jack: The American public doesn't want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing-
Liz: Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever.
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Jack: I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You're not going to find him in the People's Gaypublic of Drugafornia.
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Jack: Good God, Lemon, your breath. When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?
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