Jack Donaghy Quotes
Season 7, Episode 11: "A Goon's Deed in a Weary World"
Jack: You like NBC, don't you Kenneth?
Kenneth: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole wide world.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Jack: So shines a goon's deed in a weary world.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Women who try to do things sure get killed a lot.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jack: Through back channels...
Liz: Like BET?
Jack: BACK channels.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 10: "Florida"
Liz: Also, you're kind of a slut.
Jack: I did sleep with Jenna a lot during season three.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack (to Liz): The only way you're like Socrates is that you have the body hair of a Greek man.
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Jack: I can give you a season pass to Universal's Harry Potter World.
Liz: Ok, I am not some kind of nerdery slut. I like Star Wars!
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: I love my mother, Lemon, obviously because of Stockholm Syndrome.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: My grandfather's purple heart...it's terrible what alcoholism can do to the body.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Did you get my gift?
Jack: I assumed it was the bottle of wine with the card reading "Dear Doritos, what about just selling bags full of your dust? I could put it on chicken or fish..."
• Rating: Unrated
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