Favorite Jack Donaghy Quotes
Lemon, what happened? Did you take an Ambien with your Franzia and sleep walk here?
Jack
That's what I'm talking about, empathy. It's about as useless as the Winter Olympics ... This February on NBC.
Jack: I can get you into a restaurant where you watch a child play with a bunny, and then you eat the bunny.
Kenneth: Isn't that just Easter?
[to Liz's offer of a hug] What is this, the Italian parliament. No, thank you?
I promise you this weekend will be filled with looking out windows while holding a glass of scotch.
The New York Times doesn't have a reporter named Seymour Nips.
Hallowed be my reservation. If you are able to hold my table ... Have them delay our heavenly dessert, and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause us to be late ...
What about his manstress?
He owns the world's only giraffe basketball team, the New York Necks.
[to Liz] You're like a swarthy, big-hipped Kelly Ripa.
He built GE into the greatest company on Earth, and the Earth into one of the top three planets in the universe!
[on his speed dial rankings] Blackberry Warren Buffett, iPhone Jimmy Buffett.
