Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 23)
Season 3, Episode 11: "St. Valentine's Day"
Jack: Oh, come on Lemon, what is this? A green card thing?
Liz: No.
Jack: Closet case?
Liz: I don't think so.
Jack: Slump buster?
Liz: No, he's not a ballplayer.
Jack: Bundy-esque serial killer?
Liz: That was my first thought, but no. This is actually happening, and I'm blowing it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 9: "Retreat To Move Forward"
Jack: [to Liz] I give you a simple management suggestion in a professional context, and I get back the second half of a Judy Blume novel.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: [to himself] It's winning time, you magnificent son of a bitch!
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Senor Macho Solo"
Jack: Way to tell me something I already knew. What are you, The Huffington Post?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "Christmas Special"
Liz: We need to get these guys! Don't you know the Postmaster General?
Jack: I do, but we had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp. If I wanted to lick a hippie, I'd return Joan Baez's phone calls.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "Reunion"
Jack: Rich fifty is middle class thirty-eight.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Hey Lemon, check this out, I just made it up: the three B's: beers, boats, and buds. Doesn't that sound great?
Liz: Are you having a stroke?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Jack: Show her the ugly duckling has turned into a vaguely ethnic swan.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "Gavin Volure"
Jack: Kenneth, how much money do you have in your savings?
Kenneth: Well, let's see. [looks in coffee can] Eighty thousand dollars!
Jack: If you don't include Confederate money?
Kenneth: Four thousand dollars!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 3: "The One with the Cast from Night Court"
Liz: No, listen to me. She's not fun, she's just crazy. Like, grab a cop's gun crazy.
Jack: Lemon, having known Claire for a very enjoyable 20 minutes and you for what feels like infinity. I'm going to go with Claire on this one.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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