Aubrey: I bet this was delicious once.
Hodgins: Aubrey, please don't eat that.

There are no particulates as good as slob particulates.

Hodgins: You came to tell me something?
Cam: Ah, yes. We have to dig remains out of an industrial shredder.
Hodgins: Oh, good. I thought it was going to be something bad.

Wendell: Dude, you're a genius.
Hodgins: Yeah, I've heard that before.

Aubrey: You kind of stole my thunder there, Hodgins.
Hodgins: King of the lab, Aubrey.

Bound, sliced, and blown to bits? What the hell was this guy involved in?

Hodgins: He didn't make it to thirty?
Cam: Yeah, but he made it to happy. And that's pretty impressive, isn't it?

Hodgins: You alright there, Dr. B.? You look like something's bothering you.
Cam: Which is reasonable considering she's about to stick her hands in body stew.

Brennan: What have you done?
Hodgins: Baking soda. It's not just for cooking any more.

So, it was the hooker in the bedroom with the candlestick. Tell me this is not starting to sound like a game of Clue.

Cam: Those all sound like names of super villains.
Hodgins: Nope. They are brand names for a structural insecticide.

Man, excrement is our friend on this one.

Bones Quotes

Bones: My IQ is quantifiably higher than yours.
Booth: You know what, you're the brains of the outfit.
Bones: You have your strengths, Booth.
Booth: Well, I try
Bones: Trying is one of your strengths.

Booth: I worked really, really hard on my vows, but you know, now that we're here, look, um, hey. Do you remember the last time that we were here? Standing right around in this spot? It was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because you were irritating me and, uh, you chased me down, and you caught up to me and I said to you 'listen, I just have to get all my ducks in a row' and you said to me--
Brennan: I can be a duck.
Booth: Yeah. You know we had been chasing each other for a long time. Chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes. And now chasing you has been the smartest thing that I have ever done in my life. And being chased by you has been my greatest joy. But now, we, uh, we don't have to chase each other anymore because we caught each other.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones