Jack Hodgins Quotes
Cam: Those all sound like names of super villains.
Hodgins: Nope. They are brand names for a structural insecticide.
Man, excrement is our friend on this one.
Hey, Aubrey! Bag any excrement you can find!
This is the third time I've been a murder suspect! That makes me want to kill someone so you don't waster your time.
Angela: What? He's eye candy. Just deal with it.
Hodgins: You here just to gawk, or did you finish your reconstruction?
Angela: How could you possibly know what this guy would do?
Hodgins: Because it's what I would do.
Cam: You risked the remains by trying a technique you weren't sure was gonna work?
Warren: Yeah... thanks for all the pineapples and trusting me. I'm thinkin' Mai Tais after work.
Cam: But I don't trust you. Not now.
Hodgins: It was risky, but I gotta say -- science was on her side.
Cam: It's not that big a deal, really.
Hodgins: That's what I said until Angela's dad knocked me out and tattooed me.
Cam: Is that supposed to be making me feel better?
Is it me, or did it just get totally awkward in here?
Hodgins: Well. You're a stronger man than I am.
Wendell: Making you look bad is one of the things that keeps me going.
Three cheers for incompetence and faulty equipment.
Cam: Who paid for this?
Hogins: Well, the TV from Archie Bunker's TV might be missing -- only momentarily.