Favorite Jane Kerkovich-Williams Quotes
Brad get me a new pair of pants, I look like a Turkish Whore master!
Jane: A summer birthday really matches my easy breezy vibe.
Dave: Easy breezy vibe? I thought you had more of a dead of winter, girl with the dragon tattoo, Sarsgaard Murderhouse vibe.
I took control of my destiny. I changed my birthday. I am Queens Boulevard.
Penny: The only people who can get away with being mean are rockstars or brain surgeons or Mr. Phil.
Jane: I think you mean Dr. Phil.
Penny: C'mon it's a PHD. Everybody calm down.
Look at me 2 hours ago I wasn't even in this wedding and now I run this bitch.
So you and the guys wanna go check out some porno? Get some eyes on some thighs? Some peepers on some creepers? Some rods and cones on some bras and thongs?
Dave: You guys wouldn't understand, neither of your ancestors were at the first Thanksgiving
Jane: Ok, neither were the Navajo.
Dave: One of our many snubs.
I'm seeing you in a whole new light too. The kind of light they use when you try on a bathing suit. Which is a very unflattering light sir. Not good!
Dave is Freddy Krueger-ing us in our dreams...with sex.
Let's just say he's one MRI away from a free MRI.
Jane: You create your own destiny, like Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games.
Penny: Oh I love those books, you read them too?
Jane: No those books are for nerds, but I knew it'd get your attention.
I don't know why I'm surprised, I once saw you put sunscreen on a grape because you didn't want it to become a raisin.
