Favorite Jane Kerkovich-Williams Quotes
Dave is Freddy Krueger-ing us in our dreams...with sex.
Hey forgetti and meatballs, Jason Bourne called and said he remembers more stuff than you.
Dave: You guys wouldn't understand, neither of your ancestors were at the first Thanksgiving
Jane: Ok, neither were the Navajo.
Dave: One of our many snubs.
Yeah, that curse should be scared of us because we are a bunch of criminals and sex addicts with terrible judgement and we can ruin anything we put our minds to. And you know what? We're going to ruin that stupid curse.
No I'm not pretending I'm pregnant anymore. This is not eighth grade gym class.
I'm gonna take a nap, think about it, maybe buzz one out.
If we didn't want to get caught, we'd have sex at home.
Drunk Jane loves a good cleaning.
You lightly bite one security guard and they act like you're a criminal!
We were spending 5 grand a month on of the month clubs.
Jane: Ill tell you what doesn't count, the Miami Heat's most recent NBA championship, it was an injury plagued strike shortened season, therefore Lebron still needs 6 rings to even get in the conversation with Jordan.
Alex: Are you done?
Jane: No, also Chris Bosh looks like one of Omar's boyfriends from The Wire.
You look like the Olsen twins brother Larry Kate Olsen.
