Oh my Kaiser Soze!

Jane: Penny's happy so as her friend you should-
Max: - Probably be trying to break her and Pete up? Yeah I just don't know if that seems like me.

Max: Hello this is not a foursome, you guys are totally fifth wheeling me!
Dave: C'mon man we're not fifth wheeling you, Joey Fatone.
Brad: Yeah you're still part of the group Sporty Spice.
Jane: You're our favorite character Roz from Frasier.

Jane: Wait, the not looking me in the eyes, the nervous tick in your boob.
Brad: That thing's jumpin like Kris Kross.

Happy birthday Jane...and Jesus.

We were spending 5 grand a month on of the month clubs.

Jane: Ill tell you what doesn't count, the Miami Heat's most recent NBA championship, it was an injury plagued strike shortened season, therefore Lebron still needs 6 rings to even get in the conversation with Jordan.
Alex: Are you done?
Jane: No, also Chris Bosh looks like one of Omar's boyfriends from The Wire.

Silly Alex, wins are for winners.

Alex: Hello Jane.
Jane: Hello Newman.

Anyway you're only as good as your weakest link. I'm talking about Yipsy Kay Ay Mother failure over there.

Max, you do not have disposable income when you owe us $11,000 and three cats.

You look like the Olsen twins brother Larry Kate Olsen.

Happy Endings Quotes

You're sweating on my bruschetta.

Jane [to Brad]

The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."

Penny