Popular Jane Kerkovich-Williams Quotes
Penny: You lied to him?
Jane: Ok I did not know he was going to come in like he just shot the sheriff.
You lightly bite one security guard and they act like you're a criminal!
Hey Max think I could bum some cereal? Haven't had a carb in four years, feeling nostalgic.
Jane: You use your special skill to save the gym!
Brad: Wait how am supposed to give fourteen consecutive orgasms to a brick building.
Alex: You gave me a serious addiction to candy cigarettes.
Jane: You broke my Bob Dole action figure.
Ugh actors are the worst.
Winners win and losers lose and alcoholics they just booze. They win at drinking, that's their thing but our thing's just winning. We're Brad and Jane let's start the game. Sup suckas?
Brad/Jane
Hey forgetti and meatballs, Jason Bourne called and said he remembers more stuff than you.
What she did was a strong move by a strong woman. She's basically Mary J. Blige.
You're right. I don't have to be in charge, even though it's better when I am.
Max: What are all those red arrows for?
Jane: Oh, those are all the areas that need improvements.
Max: But those are all of them.
Jane: Yeah, you've got lots of bad areas. You're like the Oakland of gay guys.
Max you look like John McEnroe's fat cousin, John Mac n Cheese.
