I'll never tell you that it'll be OK when I don't know that it will.

I just shot my best friend's father.

Maura: This microphone doesn't make me look like I have three breasts does it?
Jane: Hey, some guys are into that.

You are the dumbest genius I know.

Hello, that's water. I'm blood.

You want food? Go hunt and gather.

You disappear for a year and then show up to bro out over a dvr ballgame.

Well, Tommy's always been so flexible about what's right and wrong.

So, I guess that makes us all bastards.

A decomposing Pinto is art?

Maura: What a powerful piece of street art.
Jane: What a powerful example of felony vandalism.

Kind of hot, for a dead guy.