Does the fascination with your ding-a-lings ever end?

Jane: I didn't know you lost friends in Vietnam.
Korsak: I don't like to talk about it. People don't like to hear it.

You understand that CI doesn't stand for crazy individual?

She looks like some big, weird doll.

As soon as you're done swallowing the Peter rabbit pancake can you go through the suitcase, please.

I'm just not up for a pervert today.

I'm going to work out on my couch. The five stages of junk food.

You were the last one seen with a woman who was found with her skull bashed in. I'm so sorry to bother you.

Whenever you get in a crisis you get on a first name basis with the UPS man.

Your going to get the worst case of hives, in your life if you lie.

She is the meanest person I've ever met in my entire life.

Face whatever it is that's terrifying you.