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Rizzoli-and-isles

Maura: Well what am I suppose to get you for your birthday?
Jane: What is that? The duck boat ride?

Jane: A hot air balloon ride?
Maura: Well, it's a rather unfortunate coincidence that I found a balloon full of teeth today but this is completely different.

Maura: You okay?
Jane: What, because I saw my own personal boogie man today? No.

Jane: He called me hysterical.
Frost: I'm surprised his balls aren't in his throat right now.

Tommy's not the only Rizzoli with a beautiful mind.

Here's a deal. I'll do sensitivity training. You never do Brando.

Axel: You're a cop. That's a turn off.
Jane: Bummer.

Maura: Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest...
Jane: You know what his abundant belly suggest? Snowball's chance in hell.

Yes Maura, I am sabotaging your knight to queen, castle thingy move.

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