Jane: What are you doing here?
Maura: Everything I can before Popov shows up pickled.

Popov can't find his own ass unless you put his hand on it.

Maura: It wouldn't hurt you to be charitable.
Jane: I spent $8 on the beer.

Korsak: How was the christening?
Jane: Think of your worst family holiday and multiply it by ten.

Jane: I don't know what to do, do you?
Frankie: Beat him senseless.

That's the priest that Tommy ran over in the cross walk.

Maura, I told you never to hunch. You're not made for hunching.

Jane: Where am I going?
Maura: To offer moral support in case Cailin wants another one of my organs.

Maura: You slept with Raphael?
Jane: We didn't sleep, Maura.

The only time I wash my car is right before I sell it.

You just said the best line to get a woman to take her clothes off.

Maura: I feel very silly.
Jane: You're going to feel even sillier when I push you out with my feet.