Maura: You can't have caffeinated beverages this late in the day, Jane.
Jane: OK, Maura says I can't drink it so can I have an IV drip?

Barry: I'd take him off your hands for you but I hear he's a face licker.
Jane: Not my face.

Actually since your last boyfriend was Dennis the serial killer, I'm all for BT.

Giovanni: What are you guys doing here?
Jane: Well, they make us show up when there's a dead guy.

Maura: I think he's sexy.
Jane: He thinks he's sexy too.

Jane: Why are you yelling?
Frankie: Because I didn't want to scare you.

I knew I opened a can of PTSD worms today.

Maura, I just want your opinion. It doesn't have to be peer reviewed.

Yay! Three day symposium where we can relive our four year nightmare.

Maura: You presented a unique challenge to someone like Charles Hoyt.
Jane: So you're saying it's a compliment that he tried to kill me?

You call me Mom one more time, you watch where I put that whistle.

I bet wife #2 has no idea he killed wife #1.