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I don't know if I'd die for you but I'd come damn close.

I'll need a quadruple latte with an ibuprofen foam to make this day go better.

Jane: I hate you.
Maura: You don't hate me, you just hate feeling vulnerable.

Jane: Just make sure that Gilbert skeevy doesn't go through my underwear.
Tommy: Clean ones or dirty?

Jane: Did he just look at my boobs?
Maura: 47% of men look at a woman's breasts during a conversation.

Sometimes you've got to dance with the devil to get a conviction.

He's always eight chess moves ahead. Where do you think you got your IQ points?

Jane: Do you think if I tracked him down in Florida and forced myself to watch him snuggle with his slutty blonde girlfriend I wouldn't miss him so much?
Maura: No. What makes you think she's blonde?
Jane: They're always blonde.

Jane: I see you and Hope geeked out over coffee. That sounds nice.
Maura: It wasn't.

Frost: You look a little naked.
Jane: Excuse me.
Frost: I can see your knees

Jane: What are you doing here?
Maura: Everything I can before Popov shows up pickled.

Popov can't find his own ass unless you put his hand on it.

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