Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTFavorite Jared Franklin Quotes
No blowing before 8am. I don't necessarily agree with that.
Carter: Franklin & Bash LLC. Although you weren't actually a Limited Liability Corporation, were you?
Franklin: Truthfully, we just like the way LLC sounds.
Peter: For rock and roll.
Jared: I was going to say justice but OK, for rock and roll.
Jared: You know what she made you?
Peter: Her bitch?
I enjoy disappointing you. I'm good at it.
It's complicated porn? Maybe we underestimated you.
Jared: My feet are sticking to the floor.
Peter: That's good party traction.
Bash: You knew she wasn't pretty.
Damien: Depending on the time of night, she's last call pretty.
Franklin: Yeah, in Alaska.
Bash: We know how men manipulate women. The aw shucks, I'm just shy and quirky. Lets take it slow. The next thing you know it's 2am and your naked in a bouncy house.
Franklin: It's been known to happen.
Franklin: I went on a vision quest and had sex for 12 straight hours on a mountain top on Joshua Tree once. I would have kept going but we were surrounded by coyotes.
Pindar: Is any of that true?
Franklin: I went to Joshua Tree once.
Jared: We were young. Mere chicken tenders.
Peter: But now we're the big cocks of the wok.
Bash: You crossed the line.
Franklin: We're Franklin & Bash we crossed the line ten exits back.
