Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTFavorite Jared Franklin Quotes
They think Carmen is hiding money. So do you think the naked cowboy can put his little pick away and come help out?
Franklin: I don't like children.
Bash: They like you.
Franklin: They do but that's just because...
Bash: ...you're the same size.
Franklin: Shut up.
I'm sorry I didn't call right away. I wanted to hang out with some scumbags that weren't lawyers.
Give us a call when you start embezzling pension funds.
To me he's just a guy who wouldn't let me watch Walker Texas Ranger because it made a mockery of the law.
Bash: So your bras fell off, your panties fell off. Not impossible your engagement ring...
Franklin: ...somehow slipped off with everything else and ended up in the girls' workout bag?
But a lot when on that night Ms. Elliott. I mean your first girl on girl kiss can be confusing. Lots of fuzzy feelings...
I'm afraid to ask what happened to their first lawyer. You've got some blood in your teeth.
Let's say we call you Christmas and we call you Thanksgiving and later we will spend some time between the holidays.
Franklin: Aliens landed.
Bash: Took Pindar's genitals back to their spaceship for research.
Franklin: Are you going to be able to pay us?
Danny: I was kind of hoping you had a pro-bono policy. Bro-bono.
Franklin: Yeah, we didn't talk the entire summer Peter was at jazz camp.
Bash: Rock camp.
Franklin: With clarinets?
