Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTFavorite Jared Franklin Quotes
I'm afraid to ask what happened to their first lawyer. You've got some blood in your teeth.
Carmen: How did we spend $200 on handkerchiefs?
Jared: I'm studying magic.
Franklin: Are you going to be able to pay us?
Danny: I was kind of hoping you had a pro-bono policy. Bro-bono.
It's hard to argue self defense when he called his shot three days before he did it.
Jared: Trial team group hug?
Peter: Let's do it.
Damien: No.
Judge: I've cleared the courtroom and I have my special contempt of the court pen at the ready, gentlemen.
Jared: I hate that pen.
Franklin: Yeah, we didn't talk the entire summer Peter was at jazz camp.
Bash: Rock camp.
Franklin: With clarinets?
Jared: He's whack job but in a good way.
Peter: Whack job's need lawyers too.
By the time we're done every milfy housewife and cougar's going to be lining up around the block to take lessons from you again.
This is the weirdest courtship I've ever seen. Just like Animal Planet. Are you going to bite her?
Bash: That's ridiculous, your Honor. They have no prior records.
Franklin: And their six inch stilettos make flight risk nearly impossible.
Peter: She might have anger issues.
Jared: If she doesn't, she will now.
