True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite Jason Stackhouse Quotes
Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.
Before things what, spin out of control? That train has already sailed.
Andy: ...and women do just throw themselves at you. You don't even have to do anything
Jason: Actually I do. I work out like a motherfucker and I watch a lot of porn to learn stuff
Sam: You can't shoot anyone else. These are our friends. This is our town.
Jason: Sometimes you need to destroy something to save it. That's in the Bible... or the Constitution
Sookie: Jason, this would be one of those times to use your head.
Jason: Oh, I am. This here is the war I've been training for.
Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.
Steve: On the final day of reckoning we'll see who goes to heaven and who goes to hell
Jason: I reckon I've already been to heaven... it was inside your wife
Jason: What is it about you Crystal? Why do you make me feel this way?
Crystal: What way?
Jason: Like I'm home.
That sonuvabitch. It's like he sucked out my brain and planted all his own babies there
If you and me are gonna be roommates, there's a certain amount of pussy overflow you just have to get used to dealing with.
Hoyt also said he came running out of the house with no pants on, so we need to get him pants.
What am I thinking about right now - like in my brain.
