True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite Jason Stackhouse Quotes
I'm starting to believe that the truth is poison.
What am I thinking about right now - like in my brain.
If you and me are gonna be roommates, there's a certain amount of pussy overflow you just have to get used to dealing with.
Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.
Jason: What is it about you Crystal? Why do you make me feel this way?
Crystal: What way?
Jason: Like I'm home.
Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.
Jason: I had sex with Jessica.
Hoyt: How?
Jason: Missionary, then doggy, then her on top. I mean, it was nothin' too kinky.
I ain't been to med school or fairy school or nothin', so if you can put it in terms a late man could understand I'd appreciate it.
Every minute that you waste not fast-tracking me onto this having me on this fuck fanger police force is a minute wasted where I'm not out there fucking some fangers up.
You got no right being in my head. That's... trespassing.
I ain't never gonna forgive myself if I bite your head off.
I might be parrot-phrasing a little.
