I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed.

I'm Jason Stackhouse, and I wanna know you.

I'm already the best cop you got, Sheriff Andy Bellefleur.

Jason: What's his name?
Hoyt: Kitch Maynard.
Jason: That's a fuckin winning name.

Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.

Hoyt: The legal blood/alcohol level in the state of Louisiana is...
Jason: Drunk?

Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?
Sookie: I don't know, I guess it's possible.
Jason: Santa?

If you and me are gonna be roommates, there's a certain amount of pussy overflow you just have to get used to dealing with.

Every time I keep looking at you two I see big ole bullet holes in your heads.

What am I thinking about right now - like in my brain.

I'm starting to believe that the truth is poison.

I love the smell of nail polish in the morning

True Blood Quotes

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

Will you be my vampire bride?

Franklin [to Tara]

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes