I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed.

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• Added: August 02, 2010

I'm Jason Stackhouse, and I wanna know you.

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• Added: July 18, 2010

I'm already the best cop you got, Sheriff Andy Bellefleur.

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• Added: July 11, 2010

Jason: What's his name?
Hoyt: Kitch Maynard.
Jason: That's a fuckin winning name.

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• Added: July 11, 2010

Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.

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• Added: June 27, 2010

Hoyt: The legal blood/alcohol level in the state of Louisiana is...
Jason: Drunk?

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• Added: June 27, 2010

Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?
Sookie: I don't know, I guess it's possible.
Jason: Santa?

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• Added: June 20, 2010

If you and me are gonna be roommates, there's a certain amount of pussy overflow you just have to get used to dealing with.

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• Added: June 14, 2010

Every time I keep looking at you two I see big ole bullet holes in your heads.

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• Added: June 13, 2010

What am I thinking about right now - like in my brain.

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• Added: June 13, 2010

I'm starting to believe that the truth is poison.

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• Added: June 13, 2010

I love the smell of nail polish in the morning

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• Added: September 14, 2009