I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed.

I'm Jason Stackhouse, and I wanna know you.

I'm already the best cop you got, Sheriff Andy Bellefleur.

Jason: What's his name?
Hoyt: Kitch Maynard.
Jason: That's a fuckin winning name.

Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.

Hoyt: The legal blood/alcohol level in the state of Louisiana is...
Jason: Drunk?

Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?
Sookie: I don't know, I guess it's possible.
Jason: Santa?

If you and me are gonna be roommates, there's a certain amount of pussy overflow you just have to get used to dealing with.

Every time I keep looking at you two I see big ole bullet holes in your heads.

What am I thinking about right now - like in my brain.

I'm starting to believe that the truth is poison.

I love the smell of nail polish in the morning

True Blood Quotes

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.

Russell

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes