Jay Pritchett Quotes (Page 3)
Season 4, Episode 6: "Yard Sale"
Jay: You're wearing a $10K watch and you haggling over 15 cents?
Guy: You live in this place and you can't let that 15 cents go?
Jay: Fine 35.
Guy: Can you break a 50?
Jay: Get out.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 5: "Open House of Horrors"
Jay [to Gloria]: You've been deported twice; you're not allowed to be that defensive.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 3: "Snip"
Jay: I'm having a baby at 65. You wanna another surprise Gloria? Buy yourself a box of crackerjacks.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 22: "Disneyland"
Jay: I remember thinking, I can't save you buddy, but I'm getting off this ride.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: Tired of walking in those heels?
Gloria: No, tired of having a hot wife?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay [to Gloria]: Do you know how much walking you have to do at Disneyland? Why do you think they have so many fat people on scooters?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 21: "Planes, Trains and Cars"
Jay: What do you say? Anybody up for a hobo adventure?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Manny: I don't like the sound of that. A lot of amenities disappear when an H turns into an M!
Jay: Hey when I met you, you were eating cereal out of a bucket.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: How do I say this without sounding like an ass? I'm kind of a legend to these guys.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 19: "Election Day"
Jay: I don't know what they do in Columbia.
Gloria: No one does and don't ask.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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