Favorite Jeff Winger Quotes
True or falso or none of the above. That doesn't make any sense.
Jeff: Hey troy sneezes like a girl
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy... that didn't come out right
Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!
Abed: What could I do? It was Cougar Town.
Jeff: If you want me to take it seriously, stop saying its name.
Pierce: So what's the deal Jeff, you leave your stones in your other suit? Why didn't you wrap that guy in the face?
Jeff: For the same reason I floss, have a bed frame, and keep my guitar in its case. I'm over 23.
You know who has real conversations? Ants. They talk by vomiting chemicals in each other's mouths. They get right down to brass tacks
She's a stripper. Life sued her and she lost.
Annie stop. You're acting like a little school girl and not in a hot way.
And tell the drama club their tears will be real today.
It's a scary, Chang-filled world out there.
I'm sorry Annie. I'm not the worker-bee type. I'm more of a silver back gorilla with the claws of a lion, the teeth of a shark and the quiet dignity of a tortoise.
The next person that offers me pity will be mentioned by name in my suicide note
