Favorite Jeff Winger Quotes
We're the only species on Earth that observes Shark Week.
Annie: How much effort am I worth?
Jeff: I'd break a light sweat.
Did you say 'keytar'? Or did you just pronounce 'guitar' like a hillbilly
Jeff: What am I not good at?
Britta: Sex.
He sent her an emotipenis.
What is it about me that make broken people flock to me? Is it my height? Do huddled masses mistake me for the statue of liberty?
Can't I be the friend in the group whose trademark is his well-defined boundaries like Privacy Smurf, Discrete Bear or Confidentiality Spice?
Abed: If I can find the meaning of Christmas, everything will go back to normal.
Jeff: Asterisk.
She has more fights about something that doesn't matter than a Youtube comments channel.
That is gonna be the worst book I ever read cover to cover.
If NASA ever needs someone to keep an arrow inside of a moving rectangle, I know who I'd recommend.
That's before he started using his name as a pun. It's making me so Changry.
