Popular Jenna Hamilton Quotes
No. Effing. Way.
Was it possible that my mother let a guy sleep in my bed? Don't question, of course it was.
The only thing open about Ally were her legs.
This was coming from a woman who had simply referred to me as Little Bitch since the day I was born.
Tamara: What the hell is going on with your Mom? Think she has cancer?
Jenna: Maybe.
For 15 years my Mother's form of parenting was to peer-ent. She was all about crossing inappropriate boundaries. So the fact that she was finally acting appropriate felt suspicious.
As far as I was concerned 15 could suck it because 16, well, it was starting off pretty damn good.
Lacey: Isn't it perfect?
Jenna: Yep. Perfect for entertaining clients as a highly paid escort.
In case you're wondering I am calling from Hell.
I didn't give a s**t if I set off the alarms, it was a real emergency.
There was nothing happy about it. It was just another crap day in two thousand suck.
My Mom's pretty easy, just apologize to her and mean it, then give her a compliment.
