Popular Jenna Hamilton Quotes
Jenna: Is there something you want to tell me? Because I'm pretty sure Viera is of the Ellen variety.
Ming: Going with a girlfriend was the only way my parents would let me go so if I have to let her feel me up at the end of the night I'm down for the cause.
Jenna: It was time to put my past where it belonged: in the past.
Lacey: Don't panic! We can fix your head!
Jenna: But we can't fix my dress! You were right it's awful, happy?
Lacey: A little, but don't fret.
Jenna: Val, the cat is imaginary.
Valerie: So is my relationship!
Ming: Asians aren't magic, they don't have control over everything.
Jenna: Yes they do. Why do you think our school flag has a dragon on it?
Bitch had a point.
Kevin: I wasn't sneaking. I was just trying to avoid your mom.
Jenna: That's sneaking.
Tamara: Hot tub? When did you get a hot tub?
Jenna: When my mom got desperate.
Lacey: I heard that!
Jenna: A hot tub equaled one thing: desperation. My mom was desperate for my father's attention, and her secret weapon always involved less clothing and more skin.
I was cramped, hungry, and hot in the wrong way.
I can't, I'm going to church camp.
My Mom's pretty easy, just apologize to her and mean it, then give her a compliment.
