Jenna Maroney Quotes
Season 7, Episode 11: "A Goon's Deed in a Weary World"
Tracy: You should be at the airport right now picking up your chili.
Jenna: Children, Tracy.
Tracy: Children? Why the hell are you still here?!?!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 10: "Florida"
Jenna: She's lying like a rug. Rug is an offensive term for Persians that I made up.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: Ok, start from the beginning.
Lawyer: Well the plaintiff's deposition alleges that...
Tracy: No, further back. What kind of dinosaur was your grandfather?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 8: "My Whole Life Is Thunder"
Liz: You are not the center of the universe, Jenna.
Jenna: I am too. I'm the moon.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Listen Jenna, I didn't mean to steal your thunder.
Jenna: My whole life is thunder.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: Tehnically I am an A-Lister now, because I was on A List to date Tom Cruise.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: What the H-E-double vibrators is that thing on your left hand?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 7: "Mazel Tov Dummies!"
Jenna: Two thousand dollars Jack? I've stolen more than that from my cleaning lady's purse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: My boyfriend was supposed to pick me up after that shoot, so I called him and I was like "OJ, where are you?" And he was like, "Wait, you're alive? Then who did I kill?"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 5: "There's No I in America"
Jenna: You two can talk about America all you want. But I'm not going to listen, because there's no i or me in America.
• Rating: Unrated
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