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Jenna Maroney
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Jenna: Drama is gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.
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Jenna: I once took a low-volume shower with Ed Begley, Jr. What else can I do?
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Jenna: There are no rules. It's like check-in at an Italian sex party.
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Jenna: Who cares if Kenneth is bitter? He's an underhuman.
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Jenna: It's going to be a disaster! Like Katrina! Do you remember Katrina, that crazy girl from hair and make-up?
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Jenna: Liz, I need to speak with you. Beat it, Grizz or Dot com.
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Jenna: Black people, I know I've said a lot of terrible things about you in print, but I come here today on a mission of peace.
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Jenna: I met JJ Abrams once, and I don't know what this means, but he said that the island was just Hurley's dream.
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Jenna: And no making fun of me for using outdated pop culture references. Are we cowabunga on this?
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Jenna: Oh, don't look at me like I'm a football game.
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