Jenna Maroney Quotes
Season 6, Episode 7: "Hey, Baby, What's Wrong (Part 2)"
Jenna: This is a nightmare. My nemeses - Abigail Breslin and that woman from those Progressive Insurance commercials - are in the audience.
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Jenna: I love you, myself.
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Season 6, Episode 5: "Today You Are a Man"
Jenna: Trust me. Any girl would wanna dance with you. You're rich, and you're fat so you'll die young. Women love that.
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Jenna: Adam's acting like us.
Tracy: But he is not famous. Why is the government allowing this?
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Jenna: We're gonna go. Don't worry about the fee. You can just give it to us now.
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Jenna: Getting paid to help a boy become a man...is kinda my wheelhouse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 4: "The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell"
Jenna: I need someone who has so little going on in her life, she lets me get all the attention.
Liz: And I need someone in my life who doesn't listen to a word I say.
Jenna: Thank you. I just got it cut.
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Jenna: What were you even doing at that bachelor party?
Liz: Derek thought I was a guy and I didn't want to ruin what was happening between us.
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Jenna: It's like I'm in a cage, and not the fun kind where you dance while USC football recruits throw hot coins at you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: If PETA doesn't love you or hate you, you're a nobody, like a soldier or a teacher.
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