You wear the pants Liz. You don't necessarily pull them off, because of your hips, but you wear them.

I'm too good for this crap, like when I sang at that children's hospital.

Jack: Jenna, this is for family only.
Jenna: Now you sound like the cops outside Jackie O's funeral.

Tracy: Jenna I've been thinking.
Jenna: Why? You're famous.

That song - like everything - is about me.

You know what they say boys. If you can't stand the heat, get off of Mickey Rourke's sex grill.

Jenna: What do you know about revenge?
Kenneth: Well, the Bible says it's wrong, but it's the surprise hit of the season on ABC so I don't know!

I don't need any more bad luck. Do you know how many mirrors I've smashed because I thought it was a blonde woman mocking me?

He reversed the parody. He normal Al'd us.

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