Jenna: What do you know about revenge?
Kenneth: Well, the Bible says it's wrong, but it's the surprise hit of the season on ABC so I don't know!

I don't need any more bad luck. Do you know how many mirrors I've smashed because I thought it was a blonde woman mocking me?

He reversed the parody. He normal Al'd us.

You think I'm stupid...just because my college got tipped over by those Miami Heat fans?

Tracy: Roker should be on my side.
Jenna: Why? Because you both have had huge weight fluctuations?

Jenna: Any mysteries that need solving, Liz?
Liz: Actually yes.
Tracy: What happened? Who attacked you and gave you that haircut?

Jenna: I broke the number one rule of being on the force.
Tracy: Don't fall in love with your car?

Oh my. It looks like we've got a slut off on our hands.

Oh don't be so dramatic. That's my thing, and if you take it away from me I will kill myself...and then you.

It's in my contract that I only play blondes...non-Irish redheads, or bald sex robots.

This is a nightmare. My nemeses - Abigail Breslin and that woman from those Progressive Insurance commercials - are in the audience.

I love you, myself.

30 Rock Quotes

Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.

Kenneth

I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.

Jack