Jenna Maroney Quotes
Jenna: What do you know about revenge?
Kenneth: Well, the Bible says it's wrong, but it's the surprise hit of the season on ABC so I don't know!
I don't need any more bad luck. Do you know how many mirrors I've smashed because I thought it was a blonde woman mocking me?
He reversed the parody. He normal Al'd us.
You think I'm stupid...just because my college got tipped over by those Miami Heat fans?
Tracy: Roker should be on my side.
Jenna: Why? Because you both have had huge weight fluctuations?
Jenna: Any mysteries that need solving, Liz?
Liz: Actually yes.
Tracy: What happened? Who attacked you and gave you that haircut?
Jenna: I broke the number one rule of being on the force.
Tracy: Don't fall in love with your car?
Oh my. It looks like we've got a slut off on our hands.
Oh don't be so dramatic. That's my thing, and if you take it away from me I will kill myself...and then you.
It's in my contract that I only play blondes...non-Irish redheads, or bald sex robots.
This is a nightmare. My nemeses - Abigail Breslin and that woman from those Progressive Insurance commercials - are in the audience.
I love you, myself.
