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Jenna: What do you know about revenge?
Kenneth: Well, the Bible says it's wrong, but it's the surprise hit of the season on ABC so I don't know!

I don't need any more bad luck. Do you know how many mirrors I've smashed because I thought it was a blonde woman mocking me?

He reversed the parody. He normal Al'd us.

You think I'm stupid...just because my college got tipped over by those Miami Heat fans?

Tracy: Roker should be on my side.
Jenna: Why? Because you both have had huge weight fluctuations?

Jenna: Any mysteries that need solving, Liz?
Liz: Actually yes.
Tracy: What happened? Who attacked you and gave you that haircut?

Jenna: I broke the number one rule of being on the force.
Tracy: Don't fall in love with your car?

Oh my. It looks like we've got a slut off on our hands.

Oh don't be so dramatic. That's my thing, and if you take it away from me I will kill myself...and then you.

It's in my contract that I only play blondes...non-Irish redheads, or bald sex robots.

This is a nightmare. My nemeses - Abigail Breslin and that woman from those Progressive Insurance commercials - are in the audience.

I love you, myself.

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30 Rock Quotes

Happy Holidays...is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas- Avery and Jack.

Avery

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack