Jenna Maroney Quotes (Page 2)
Season 6, Episode 4: "The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell"
Liz: What are those?
Jenna: Leaches. They're good for your skin, and I've lost tons of blood weight.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 2: "Idiots Are People Two"
Jenna: Imagine what the internet would do with this. Maroney found in closet with unconscious married man and inbred virgin...again!?!?
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: Picking a lock is like riding a bike...they're both skills you need to escape the Atlanta Falcons equipment room.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: You think we need a key? I guess someone's never been locked in a dog crate and thrown overboard for displeasing the sheik.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: I'm afraid I have bad news.
Jenna: Jenny McCarthy died? But who could have been slowly poisoning her? Was she poisoned? I have no way of knowing 'cause I'm just hearing about it.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 1: "Dance Like Nobody's Watching"
Jenna: Emma that was pretty good. You were trying to get me to commit suicide, right?
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: You don't have a little rat face, you opposite of a turd with eyes.
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Jenna: How do nice people dress?
Tracy: Socks on their hands, no belt, roller skates.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: Even if you could sing, with that face, it would be like eating a steak that just came out of a dumpster.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: His screams were the worst thing I ever heard...until tonight. Congratulations, you're a disgrace.
• Rating: Unrated
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