I'll have my Jews on you so fast, you'll think you're an Asian girl.

Liz: You're always a high strung perfectionist.
Jenna: I prefer soul sucking monster.

Everyone needs to be on their toes for my wedding year. I'm gonna be a nightmare.

I played Avery Jessup in Kidnapped By Danger, now available on Sega Genesis.

Oh, poor baby. Can't hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the bay area now, pretend that that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.

My outside is shiny and pretty, but my inside is filled with cardboard and horse glue.

You wear the pants Liz. You don't necessarily pull them off, because of your hips, but you wear them.

I'm too good for this crap, like when I sang at that children's hospital.

Jack: Jenna, this is for family only.
Jenna: Now you sound like the cops outside Jackie O's funeral.

Tracy: Jenna I've been thinking.
Jenna: Why? You're famous.

That song - like everything - is about me.

You know what they say boys. If you can't stand the heat, get off of Mickey Rourke's sex grill.

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Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack

There are no bad ideas Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

Jack
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