Matt: Car, I've literally never seen you puke before.
Caroline: That is because I'm polite, not pregnant.

So, you're not technically avoiding, you're just waiting for Damon to raise the dead. Okay.

I just spent my day reliving Stefan's first time. I really don't feel like talking about my dead mother with my hostage taker. But thanks.

Stefan: New rule. You live your life, you heal, and in the meantime, we're friends.
Caroline: I like that rule.

Pick a side, Enzo. Us or them.

Stefan: If you think this is a crazy plan, now's the time to speak up.
Caroline: Is there any version of this plan where you're not worried about me?
Stefan: Probably not.

Goodie! More amends! Drinks will help. Strong ones.

[to Tyler] If Matt dies, are you going to start peeing on fire hydrants again?

Stefan: Neat, organized Caroline staying within the lines. Good at control, terrible at revenge.
Caroline: I dismantled your bike.
Stefan: I tore your director's head off with my teeth.

I compelled a student to perform surgery on Stefan's niece and you found a way to make this about you? God, you truly have a gift, Elena.

Caroline: How about I show you some of my other talents?
Enzo: Sorry, luv. It's not as much fun when you're not really you.

Enzo: I'm afraid she doesn't find me nearly as fascinating as I do.
Caroline: But you have an accent! Anything you say is automatically fascinating.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]