Caroline: One, these babies aren’t mine. They’re Ric’s.
Klaus: Yes, that’s been made abundantly clear to me by your boyfriend.
Caroline: Two, I didn’t call you. I called Stefan. Yes, my boyfriend. Who is currently running for his life while I sit here playing worst case scenario. Except these babies, who aren’t mine, won’t stop crying, and now this entire diner hates me, so if you could stop gloating in the face of my misery, that would be very much appreciated.

Stefan: This is the only way I could stop her.
Caroline: I know. I just wish it didn’t always have to be you.

You know, we’re not meant to like each other, you and I, so thank you.

Hi, mom. I just realized that this is going to be my first Christmas without you. That sucks. I still got you something, two somethings, actually. I will spare you the details of how because honestly I’m sick of talking about it. But it’s happening. I’m pregnant. I used to picture us having this conversation. It looked different. Obviously. I was a human carrying my own children and you…were alive. I know they’re not mine, but they’re still my responsibility, you know, and I want to…I have to do this right. And I have no idea what I’m doing and all I want to do is just sit on our kitchen counter while you burn our dinner and ask you a million questions. God, I miss you.

Bonnie: 'Hey, Stefan! Did I mention Bonnie saw me mix a blood bag with a jar of mayonnaise at 2 o’clock in the morning?'
Caroline: Okay, one, that was marshmallow fluff. And two, I’m feeding for three now, so I get cravings.

Caroline: I didn't believe it either, but then I ate 9 ice cream sundaes from noon to 3:00, and none of my clothes fit, and then there was that whole part with the doctor and the ultrasound so...yeah.

Matt: Car, I've literally never seen you puke before.
Caroline: That is because I'm polite, not pregnant.

So, you're not technically avoiding, you're just waiting for Damon to raise the dead. Okay.

I just spent my day reliving Stefan's first time. I really don't feel like talking about my dead mother with my hostage taker. But thanks.

Stefan: New rule. You live your life, you heal, and in the meantime, we're friends.
Caroline: I like that rule.

Pick a side, Enzo. Us or them.

Stefan: If you think this is a crazy plan, now's the time to speak up.
Caroline: Is there any version of this plan where you're not worried about me?
Stefan: Probably not.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.