Enzo: I heard you dropped out of school.
Caroline: And I heard that you were a lurker who was spying on my life.

I don't know what to say. I was actually just trying to think of what Bonnie would say.

If I'm going to singlehandedly take back our time, I'm gonna need a little more to go on.

Elena clearly has taken up residency on planet denial where football is more important than her boyfriend being swept up into oblivion.

I don't abandon the people that I care about.

For a couple of dopple-targets, you two seem to be taking this all in stride.

Who volunteers themselves for witchy electro shock therapy?

Katherine is a passenger in Elena, except it's worst… because none of us seemed to notice!

Caroline: Good coffee. But I usually take mine with a little more awkward silence.
Tyler: Nice try. You don't take anything with silence.

The bad news is that when this happened to Jesse we had to kill him, the good news is… well… there's normally good news.

You are not turning Damon's roosting chickens into a Stefan Salvatore guilt trip.

I can be bitter, party of one.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: I wanna remember.
Damon: Well you're a day late and a dollar short honey.
Elena: I mean I wanna try. Knowing there is this whole piece of my life missing it's driving me crazy, ok? So I have to at least try to get it back.

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.