Let me summarize them for you. You're a dick.

Enzo: I heard you dropped out of school.
Caroline: And I heard that you were a lurker who was spying on my life.

I don't know what to say. I was actually just trying to think of what Bonnie would say.

If I'm going to singlehandedly take back our time, I'm gonna need a little more to go on.

Elena clearly has taken up residency on planet denial where football is more important than her boyfriend being swept up into oblivion.

I don't abandon the people that I care about.

For a couple of dopple-targets, you two seem to be taking this all in stride.

Who volunteers themselves for witchy electro shock therapy?

Katherine is a passenger in Elena, except it's worst… because none of us seemed to notice!

Caroline: Good coffee. But I usually take mine with a little more awkward silence.
Tyler: Nice try. You don't take anything with silence.

The bad news is that when this happened to Jesse we had to kill him, the good news is… well… there's normally good news.

You are not turning Damon's roosting chickens into a Stefan Salvatore guilt trip.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Break out the popcorn, Blondie. Elena’s little sex romp isn’t over yet.

Enzo

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon