Aaron: Are you cleaning the fireplace?
Caroline: Yeah. You know. All those carcinogens.

Klaus: You're not the least bit interested in why I'm here?
Caroline: I literally just whooshed at the sight of your face… so no.

How am I the only person on the planet who's not having scandalous sex?

Elena: You memorized my breakup?
Caroline: Of course I did.

Don’t worry I sanitized it.

Stefan: Aren’t you a drama major? What do you know about PTSD.
Caroline: Well I know that you tried to deal with it your own way and you failed so now, we’re gonna try it my way.

Elena: Each of us have only made one friend in college so far.
Caroline: And given that mine went radio silent after he kissed me and yours was last seen at a tea party for a vampire hating secret society.

Oh my God! Oh my God! And we can be roommates because we have an extra bed, and we can clear out half the closet!

Katherine: I just needed a place to crash.
Caroline: What? I loathe you!

Love me more than you hate him!

Whenever anyone tells me I can't do something, I prove them wrong.

Privacy is very important to me. I have low blood sugar, my diet is finicky, so keep your paws off my stuff. And if I suddenly get up and disappear for a while, don't follow me or look for me.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

The best revenge is patient, cultivated. Nobody sees it coming until it's too late.

Enzo