Caroline Forbes Quotes (Page 2)
Season 4, Episode 13: "Into the Wild"
Caroline [to Klaus]: You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Caroline: If I'm gonna be a friend in your time of need then you need to work on your punctuality.
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
Caroline: Is this you in crisis mode? Because it's a lot more subtle than mine.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "My Brother's Keeper"
Klaus: I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow?
Caroline: How about a quarter to never?
Klaus: I was promised a date in return for one of my hybrids.
Caroline: Yes, a date like to a movie where we don't have to talk and I can put at least three seats between us.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Stefan: I'm not depressed. I just want to rip into someone's artery and feed until I can't breathe anymore.
Caroline: Well, you can't. As your sober sponsor, I'm not going to let that happen. Try and sublimate.
• Rating: 3.9 / 5.0
Caroline: How did I become the bad guy?
Klaus: Let me get you a drink. And I'll tell you all about being the bad guy.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Caroline: You weren't supposed to let Damon weasel his way into your confused, newbie vampire heart.
• Rating: 2.2 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 3: "The Rager"
Caroline [to Stefan]: You should write a book. Go on The View.
• Rating: 3.1 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 2: "Memorial"
Caroline: This is wrong. A bunch of people died and we're having sex.
Tyler: If we stopped having sex every time somebody died in this town, we'd explode.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 1: "Growing Pains"
Caroline: I need to go sanitize my mouth.
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
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